Breaking News: Ivanstan says Peach = Pussy!

Once again, VREBELS brings you to the front lines of breaking news, as Ivanstan on answerbag.com gives his take on the ever-pressing topic of: Name a fruit that is similar to a females boobs and vagina?, asked by "curious." The answer? 

"You take a peach and slice one eight to make opening...and you get a perfect vagina...I was using it to practice licking a pussy..."

Well, well Ivanstan. Once again on a confusing and perplexing issue you bring some clarity. And for this, we thank you.

But what is to say of the great peaches v. nectarines debate? One is obviously less hairier, but which is better? Which is juicier?! To be perfectly honest, I myself oft can't tell the difference! Anon!

Some three years ago, Neston said "I like both, after all a nectarine is just a shaved peach." One person rated it "good."

Here, we see Neston is a fruit-egalitarian. But then to say a nectarine is a shaved peach, is it to say it's any less of a fruit? Furthermore, exactly what do they use to shave those juicy little buggers? Fruit razors or wax? Pray tell, Neston!!!

And what else is in the teaches of peaches? One thing remains for sure: this and other questions of genital-fruit resemblance shall be a debate not only of today, but of the ages.