Seattle is a Pussy

Seattle is in shock. It's 2008 peoples and ya can't muster the courage, the gusto, the inkling of conviction to run this adorable lil zebra print vagina heart? 

The Heart of the Controversy. OMG LOL, get it? It's a pun.

Whas Wrong Wit Ya SEATTLE? Here we thought you was mad-chill, pioneering sub-culture movements i.e. Starbucks and Grunge. We thought you were the hub, the breeder, the epicenter of what studies have reported as, "loosely defined guitar-heavy rock music, retro-hippie fashion, laid-back attitude and cafe culture." (Source: Boston Globe, 1992) But noooooo you don't like vagina-hearts. 

Were they too mainstream? Maybe that's what the problem was: vagina-hearts too safe? We agree, you can barely even tell that it's symbolic of female genitalia unless you're.. BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY. 

#GEORGIAO'KEEFE anyone? (Source: PBS forum baabylovee said: her paintings look like vagina’s. February 20, 2009 at 12:51 am.)

You said, "The artwork was something we didn't feel was appropriate for our audience" We find this understandable, seeing as it's common knowledge that people with vaginas don't read newspapers.

You know what Seattle? Just like your progeny of coffee-chains and mtv music phenomenons, you've gone mainstream. Was pulling out the Vagina Monologues ad an attempt to reclaim your beacon of irony?

Plz let us know on the ASAP.