The reviews are in & the critics agree: 5 stars for VAGINA CUPCAKES! A true tour de force! And what's better: we're sellen em cheap. $1 goes to charities that end violence against women. Get em on the Plaza tomorrow afternoon! Check out our schedule here!
Just emerged from the kitchen with my wand and wizard hat: fresh vag-cake completion!
It takes hours to get these things just right. Our bakers have graduated special culinary schools and studied vagina-craft for years, not to mention special witch and gypsy tricks. Duh, we're women.
The taste testers are going wild! Notice how this man licks in suggestion of how yummy his experience with vagina cupcakes are. Can you believe the love we're getting? We can.
These cupcakes are made specially, hand crafted with the love, sweat of a llama and tears of cherubim. That's why they taste so good! Oh, What's this in our e-mail inbox? Martha Stewart just contacted us inquiring to turn our love-sweat-tears recipe into a cookbook.
We got our ingredients to take a group pic...
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*DISCLAIMER!!!*
*THESE ARE NOT PAID ENDORSEMENTS*
*PEOPLE JUST LOVE VAGINAS*
*DON'T BELIEVE US? COME TO VAGINA MONOLOGUES APRIL 7, 8 & 10*
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