Oprah, Nancy Reagan & Betty Ford have all just signed contracts to perform in a Fordham Lincoln Center production of Vagina Monologues. After much toil and debate via Oprah's (lover) agent Gale concerning opulent salary demands, it has been decided that Oprah will receive only 2% more chocolate vagina pops than their other cast members (as opposed to the original appeal for 15%.)
|After the casting, Gale points Oprah towards her pile of salariez|
|Salariez for Vagina Monologues Cast|
Immediately following the press release of this arrangement, Ford threatened to leave the cast, but was then lured back by the promise that Reagan (and Oprah) would refrain from any usage of alcohol during rehearsal. Sober and stable, yet this cast seems to be off to a shaky start...