Wednesday, September 14, 2011

New Mascot

2010/2011 our icon was (ra-ra-like-a-dungeon-dragon) Nicki Minaj


But all good things must come to an end...for something GR8TR = 


<3 THE CRAZY NASTYASS HONEY BADGER! <3

WHY IZ THE HONEY BADGER THE ISIS MASCOT?

DOTH LET US COUNT THEE WAYZ....




1. badass
2. most fearless animal in all animal kingdom
3. doesn't rly give a shit
4. so nasty
5. loose skin
6. nothing can stung us wen we hungry
7. poisoned by cobra? take a nap
8. still poisoned? get back up
9. STILL DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!

cobras r sexists. we will EAT them. warning: this is not a metaphor. we actually eat cobraz. met a cobra @ a bar once, was super sexist n' mean. ate his head off. took a lot of tissues to wipe the blood off, but all in all a good night. gin n' tonix rly help get that metallic-y clot taste out...ANYWAYZ...


I digress: if u rel8 to the honey badger, you should probably join Isis...or at least eat a cobra 2 get ur angst out. Heard Isis is meeting next Wednesday (unofficially) maybe u shld show up or something.


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